May 19, 2005- Lost my job! That's right, friends. I got canned. The story is long and drawn out, and all the people who really need to know already do, and I tire of repeating myself. Long story short, my boss was waiting for a perfect moment to fire me, and an ill-tempered customer gave her the opportunity. Don't worry. I'm either going to sue their asses, or burn the place to the ground. Well, not really. That would be illegal. Maybe I'll just write an angry letter. I don't miss the job all that much. It was a tedious job, but I worked with fun people. Kristen and Karen wanted to help me take down the photo center empire.

Novenber 19, 2004- Wrecked! Kevin and Amber, standing in front of what was once Kevin's car, courtesy your friendly elderly folk who flea the scene of the accident. One day, after Kevin got his hair cut, we went to a local herb shop to inspect what they sold there. Apparently at this shop (across from the dairy queen in Carrollton), they sell herbal supplements and colon cleansings. Yummy! After that, I realized that it was almost time for me to go to work. So I head off toward Bremen and Kevin follows, accompanied by Amber. Out of nowhere, this old man in his '92 Oldsmobile (or something of the sort) darts across the highway and sticks his nose out into traffic. The truck in front of me swerves to miss him, and I slam on my brakes, missing the old coot by a few feet. Not noticing until too late, poor Kevin plows into my backside (no pun intended). The old man looks around while we are motioning him to pull over, and speeds away as if nothing happened. Nobody was hurt, and my truck was barely scratched. Oh, but they almost totaled Kevin's car. Moral of the story, old people should never drive.